这叫致敬

原本想着翻花生屯邮报的报道，但是翻出来估计就会橄榄，还是算了只翻评论和Instagram部分声明吧，另外这次本文里我国叫明利坚好了

这是来自Instagram的公告的一部分，剩下那些富有既视感的功能就不用赘述了
Introducing Instagram Reels
介绍Instagram的新功能Reels
Posted on August 5, 2020
时间2020年8月5日
Today we’re announcing Instagram Reels: a new way to create and discover short, entertaining videos on Instagram.
今天我们推出了Instagram的新功能Reels：一种在Instagram上创作和搜寻娱乐短视频的新方法。
Reels invites you to create fun videos to share with your friends or anyone on Instagram. Record and edit 15-second multi-clip videos with audio, effects, and new creative tools. You can share reels with your followers on Feed, and, if you have a public account, make them available to the wider Instagram community through a new space in Explore. Reels in Explore offers anyone the chance to become a creator on Instagram and reach new audiences on a global stage.
Reels邀请您创作有趣的视频来分享给您的朋友或者Instagram的任何人，您可以使用音频，特效以及新的创意工具来记录和编辑15秒的综合视频。你还可以在Feed上将reels分享给您的粉丝，如果您有一个公共账户那么就可以通过在Explore的一个新空间向广大的Instagram社群分享。Explore上的Reels将会为所有人提供成为Instagram上的创作者以及在一个全球舞台上接触新观众的机会。

评论（来自花生屯邮报）
Citizen of the Planet
I wonder if we used engineering talent and capital to develop clean renewable energy instead of mindless video apps if we wouldn't be better off.
我想知道要是我们的工程人才以及资源都投到发展可再生清洁能源而不是无脑视频软件的话生活会不会更好。
okeemokee
TikTok from Facebook? Well that takes care of any concerns about privacy and disinformation!
非死不可版的TikTok？好吧这样就能解决掉那些隐私泄露和假新闻问题了吧！（注：非死不可这两个问题很出名）

HarleyRob22304
Great. Another mindless app for the masses meant to gather and commercialize our data.
又一款伟大的旨在收集和商业化大众数据的无脑应用。
Return us to decency
Oooh. Let me rush to give Zuckerburg more of my data.
啊啊啊，我要快点把更多我的数据交给扎克伯格才行。
Article25
Break up Facebook.
灭掉非死不可。

snokart
I should trust Instagram, why?
我该相信Instagram，凭什么？
Reader Cat
FaceBook needs to be forced to separate from Instagram and WhatsAp. They’ve gobbled up the meaningful competition leaving people forced to use their terrible, privacy-violating service.
非死不可应该被强迫将Instagram和WhatsAp拆分，它们消灭了良性竞争并迫使人们使用他们那糟糕的，侵犯隐私的服务。
—AanAllein
How are they violating your privacy? It's a FREE service. You are paying for it with your data. It's all in that agreement you signed to become their willing product.
Suck it up, you are just a data set to be bought and sold on the free market. Never forget you signed up for it.
STOP WHINING YOU LITTLE TWIT!
他们怎么侵犯你的隐私了？这是免费服务啊，你用自己的数据支付而已。你自己签的协议导致你的数据成为了他们的产品。
算了吧你就只是个在兹有市场上被买来买去的数据包，别忘了是你自己签的
别再发牢骚了你个沙雕！

nana of manyMN
I am not sure which of these things drives me crazier:
1. Facebook and Instagram, for their 'Covid-brain' fetishes with 'Short Attention Span Theatre', or
2. The United States Government, with their Covid-brain obsession with Facebooc and Instagram, when they should be working on both preventive vaccines and curative treatments for this pandemic plague.
我不知道哪个更让我疯狂：
1.非死不可和Instagram他们那“感染了的脑袋”沉迷“短视频”还是
2.美国症腐他们那感染了的脑袋沉迷非死不可和Instagram，明明这时候应该忙着为疫情研制疫苗和治疗方法才对。
Once Upon a Time in America
Aren't there antitrust laws that can rein in facebook?
反垄断法干嘛吃的，对付不了非死不可吗？

Feancisco
In other words, a cheap knockoff.
Is this what "American ingenuity" is coming to?
换句话说，就是个廉价山寨货咯
这就是“美利坚智力精英们”搞出来的成果？
—AanAllein
Yeah, now we are knocking off the Chinese. I guess that makes us the cheap knockoff now.
So glad we are MAGA!
好喂我们现在要敲打明利坚人了，我猜我们现在就能制造廉价山寨货。
好高兴我们让美国再次伟大了！

Joseph Larson
I'm an old fart, and I don't use TikTok. No horse in this race.
But this smells like more corruption to me. This looks like Trump offering a clear bribe to Zuck.
我是个老古董不用TikTok，所以关我毛事
我感觉这更像是甫拜，看起来像是川普在给扎克伯格上贡呢
HateMeSomeTrump
Let the Chinese do their intelligence efforts in Tik Tok. If the Chinese watch those videos their collective IQs will drop 10 points.
让明利坚人继续在TikTok上收集信息呗，反正看完这些视频后他们总体智商会下降10点。

Olive US
“Inspiration for products comes from everywhere,” he said.
Zukky couldn't come up with an original idea if he was paid to. He couldn't even come up with the idea of facebook.
他表示“产品灵感来自各地”
扎克伯格没有掏钱买的话别说原创点子了，就是非死不可他也想不出来。
Ken T
So Trump attacks Tic Tok right before his fanboy Zuckerberg releases his competing version. Is there anyone with two functioning braincells who does not see the obvious?
也就是说川普在他的粉丝扎克伯格发布用来竞争的版本前率先攻击了TikTok，这么明显哪个有两个正常脑细胞的人会看不出来？

TheRealDonala2-
Another app that rots your brain.
又一个会腐蚀你大脑的应用。
That's all we need - another app to hack!
这就是我们想要的 - 又一个会入侵的应用！
AanAllein
Talk about unfair trade practices. I guess it's OK if we are forcing the Chinese company into selling intellectual property to an American company.
Talk about calling a kettle black.
还说什么不公平的贸易行为，我猜我们强迫一家明利坚公司向一家美国公司出售知识产权也没什么问题
真是乌鸦笑猪黑。

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