这边建议直接妹系三部曲，纸魔水葬冥契安排上

为什么我和我妹都喜欢同一个角色啊

给你两个都不玩是吧

どうして我没有这样的一抹多

果然推荐gal还得是近月。感情牌之我想你了

兄弟，骗哥们可以，别把你自己也骗到了就行。哥们被你骗一下是真无所谓的，打个哈哈也就过去了。但希望你打完这段话后擦一下眼角，别让眼泪掉在手机屏幕上了就行。你说的这些话，哥们信一下也是没什么的。还能让你有个心里安慰，但这种话说出来骗骗兄弟就差不多得了，哥们信你一下也不会少块肉，但是你别搞得自己也当真好。真不是哥们想要破你防，你擦擦眼泪好好想想，除了兄弟谁还会信你这些话？
Brother, it's okay to deceive buddies, don't deceive yourself. It really doesn't matter if buddy is deceived by you, it will pass with a haha. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after typing this paragraph and don't let the tears fall on the phone screen. It's okay for buddies to believe these words you said. It can also make you have a heart comfort, but this kind of saying it is almost enough to deceive your brother, buddy believe you will not lose a piece of meat, but don't make yourself really good. It's really not that buddies want to break your defense, you wipe your tears and think about it, who will believe you except brothers?
형제, 친구에 대해 거짓말을 할 수 있습니다, 그냥 자신을 속이지 마십시오. 친구가 당신에게 속아 넘어가는 것은 정말 중요하지 않습니다, 하하를 이길. 그러나 나는 당신이이 구절을 완료 한 후 눈가를 닦아 희망, 그냥 휴대 전화 화면에 눈물을 흘리지 마십시오. 당신이 말한 모든 단어, 친
戏友可，勿戏本心也。友信无碍，一笑便过。盼君语毕拭涕，勿落泪于屏。君之语，如信可慰之，信则无不可。君之言，勿自以为真。友便信君，纵欺无碍，一笑过矣。非友使君伤，拭泪且问心。非汝之友，何人信汝此言？

聊这么开的吗我妹小我两岁基本都聊家务琐事

唔啊，把妹妹处成同好/另一个自己的感觉有点好，但也有点瘆人（

她咋不想我心里没有我

阳了真的会变小吗

我连个能说话的都没有，你和妹聊的这么欢。羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕羡慕

看你们对话怎么有种玩gal的感觉

我超，考，你这可以发到隔壁pjsk吧