回复：在骨肉皮网站看到了对Izzy那啥能力的赞誉。。。。

回复：27楼
我依然好奇豆腐……我这个偏好是不是太明显了……

Duff是个好男友好老公，所以没什么绯闻

回复：33楼
不是……哦，我明白了，没有绯闻所有就没有评价……也没有Steven的吗？

回复：31楼
好吧，其实我是不腐的
不过那贴的3楼

回复：35楼
那个3楼确实很搞笑……不过Izzy和Axl一起唱歌的时候看上去确实很像……（以下省略）

回复：33楼
小声地说一句，曾经的果儿是客观存在的不过她们比较低调
回复：36楼
确实很令人yy

回复：38楼
看不懂没关系……这看懂没什么好的…………

啧，原来如此

回复：27楼
有点过头了吧。。。这么强？？

求27L的翻译啊啊啊...

Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it. The Guns N'Roses song "Pretty Tied Up" gives you an idea what Axl likes. Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms.
Axl巨变态， 我们听说他喜欢urination/defecation scenes（问金山词霸去，不想翻），捆绑，性玩具，女女sex……而且他喜欢把这拍下来。 枪花那首“Pretty Tied Up”可以让你了解到Axl好哪一口。
Slash据说很一般般，这方面令人失望，我们也知道他喜欢被用手铐铐在他床上：在1995年，Slash尴尬无比地被绑在了旅馆的床上，而那拿着钥匙走掉的人再也没回来……（……囧。）干这事的人应该是个对Slash在X方面的表现很失望的妞儿，所以这样报复他（……句子长难翻译，差不多就这样吧。）另一位和Slash搞过的妞儿表示要小心Slash那被烈酒和香烟弄黑的舌头（……没太看懂，不是神马好话吧。）温馨提示（喂不对啊）：我们都听说过Slash不爱带套。
……靠，翻译这种东西好顺手啊！（……）

回复：43楼
我说你怎么能那么文艺呢？
天知道我以为乃会翻一些比原文更十八禁的东西

回复：45楼
十八禁？再下限下限不过爱咳嗽啊。
回复：46楼
都懂的。
回复：44楼
……Slash是个M。喜欢被手铐铐着神马的……

回复：47楼
为什么这么歪的感觉从你的嘴里蹦出来就这么正直呢……
可是……Pretty Tied Up不是Izzy写的吗？